So tonight was a fun filled night of class, meeting a new friend, and going shopping for Halloween costumes. My friend is going to be a mouse ("duh") at our Mean Girls party so we were on a mission for mouse ears and a sultry outfit for her to wear. We found most of the costume at Target, the greatest place on earth. She still needed ears. We left in a mad dash to make it to the Halloween store on time, but that didn't work out, they closed at 9.
On the way back to her place we passed a Christie's Toy Box that had a "we have costumes" sign up. We decided if anyone would have animal ears and slutty clothes it would be Christie's. They did not have ears, but we overheard the funniest and weirdest conversation ever. When we walked in there was a couple in the store with us looking at costumes. I didn't pay any attention to them because you expect couples to be this this store together. But then I heard the girl say "I want this one dad," as she held up one of their costumes. And I kid you not her dad said "well, I don't know it's quite revealing... ok. But you are not wearing it to school!" Whoa!!! It took everything in me to keep from saying "dude, you took your daughter to a sex toy store to buy a costume and you're griping that its too revealing??" Seriously, who does that? Who takes their High School daughter into a store that sells vibrators and porn and expects them to find a costume that isn't going to be revealing? The costumes really weren't that bad and I saw worse ones in the Halloween store, but oh my I was flabbergasted.
Oh and to top my night of fun off, I broke myself at target.
Yeah I totally kicked the corner of the tampon trash can while trying to flush the toilet with my foot. Smooth operator...that's me. It's already swelling and turning purple. I'm not going to be able to wear shoes tomorrow. Owie :(
On the way back to her place we passed a Christie's Toy Box that had a "we have costumes" sign up. We decided if anyone would have animal ears and slutty clothes it would be Christie's. They did not have ears, but we overheard the funniest and weirdest conversation ever. When we walked in there was a couple in the store with us looking at costumes. I didn't pay any attention to them because you expect couples to be this this store together. But then I heard the girl say "I want this one dad," as she held up one of their costumes. And I kid you not her dad said "well, I don't know it's quite revealing... ok. But you are not wearing it to school!" Whoa!!! It took everything in me to keep from saying "dude, you took your daughter to a sex toy store to buy a costume and you're griping that its too revealing??" Seriously, who does that? Who takes their High School daughter into a store that sells vibrators and porn and expects them to find a costume that isn't going to be revealing? The costumes really weren't that bad and I saw worse ones in the Halloween store, but oh my I was flabbergasted.
Oh and to top my night of fun off, I broke myself at target.
Yeah I totally kicked the corner of the tampon trash can while trying to flush the toilet with my foot. Smooth operator...that's me. It's already swelling and turning purple. I'm not going to be able to wear shoes tomorrow. Owie :(
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